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Born and raised in Indianapolis, I was brainwashed at an early age by my ND grad father and Saint Mary's grad mother to develop a healthy yet consistently-devastating obsession with Notre Dame sports. I was lucky enough to attend, and graduate from, ND (class of '13), and now live in Chicago, working in eCommerce by day and writing about funny athlete names by night. Hopefully you sometimes like some of the things I type into this here website.

4-star Pennsylvania OL Peter Jones commits to Notre Dame

The recruiting momentum continues into Sunday, with the 2024 class getting involved as a key lineman commits to make it 4 days in a row with ND commitments

Notre Dame Basketball: 2023 Guard Markus Burton Commits to the Fighting Irish

Mike Brey lands another high-scoring hometown guard to kick off the Irish’s 2023 recruiting class

Notre Dame Makes Top 10 for 2023 5-Star Big Man Xavier Booker

It’s going to be tough for the Irish to beat out teams like Michigan State and Gonzaga for the in-state blue-chipper, but the Irish have positioned themselves to make a run at the 5-star big man

Notre Dame Men’s Basketball: Mike Brey Targeting Albany’s Hamlet Tibbs as New Assistant Coach (and as a Fantastic Addition, Name-wise)

"Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?" - Mike Brey, probably

Ranking Notre Dame Opponents’ Head Coaches by Presence in Getty Images

This is incredibly important and needed to be done (so that we know which game weeks this season should feature lots of incredible photos)

Predicting Notre Dame’s Statistical Leaders for the 2022 Season

Another week, another useless exercise from Pat Rick. Who will lead the 2022 Irish in rushing, receiving touchdowns, tackles for loss, QB hurries, and more???

Notre Dame Men’s Basketball: The All-Brey-Era Team

Mike Brey just had the 7th player he’s coached at ND get drafted — let’s use that as an excuse to build out our All-Brey-Era squads and reminisce on some very fun basketballers who’ve played on the Purcell hardwood this century

An Immersive and Horrifying Notre Dame Football “DALL-E Mini” Art Experience

Let’s take some time to appreciate some wonderful Notre Dame football art that was created by a machine and will haunt us for the rest of our lives

Building a College World Series Lineup with Notre Dame Football players

Let’s pick a football squad to go to Omaha with

Which Other Coaches Would You Support/Refuse to Support If They Coached Notre Dame Football?

In a completely pointless and yet incredibly important exercise, Pat Rick explains which other CFB coaches he would or would not support as coach of Notre Dame