As the father of two young children, I’ve found myself at my wits end with their teacher lately. I find his teaching methods to not only be lacking, but he looks like he’s been drinking on the job. After I get done talking to myself, I wonder if I can’t use this to my advantage. In these unique times, many of us now find ourselves as our children’s teachers. Most of us can’t control who is teaching our children, my daughter’s kindergarten teacher is a Spartan for example — who knows what filthy conference affiliated things she’s filling her head with? So I submit to you, my alternative lesson plan during this time of the coronavirus (and every time actually). Use this to help teach your children what really matters... Notre Dame Fighting Irish Rivalry Trophies.