In the words of my favorite rapper of the week, Yung Gravy “OH BAAABBBYY.” It’s Southern Cal week and I’m like the used car salesman walking up to you on the lot — you already know everything I have to say — and I don’t care.
So let’s get to some poetry y’all. I drop a few and you drop a few — and that’s how we keep this party rolling.
TO THE LINES!
Burn Troy to the ground,
Burn Troy to the fucking ground,
Burn Troy to the ground.
Open up the Book,
The Neverending Story,
SC is nothing.
Trojan Blood on tap,
We remember the wheel route,
Dunking all night long.
There was once a zombie named Clay
And it wouldn’t be very hard to say,
That it’s hard to defend.
When it gets cold in South Bend
So the Jeweled Shillelagh is here to stay.
Think you can do better? Yes, yes I KNOW you can. So LETS GOOOOOO!