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In the words of my favorite rapper of the week, Yung Gravy “OH BAAABBBYY.” It’s Southern Cal week and I’m like the used car salesman walking up to you on the lot — you already know everything I have to say — and I don’t care.
The USC Trojans are the biggest (only) rival of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, and regardless of records or ranks, this game is HUGE.
So let’s get to some poetry y’all. I drop a few and you drop a few — and that’s how we keep this party rolling.
TO THE LINES!
Burn Troy to the ground,
Burn Troy to the fucking ground,
Burn Troy to the ground.Open up the Book,
The Neverending Story,
SC is nothing.Trojan Blood on tap,
We remember the wheel route,
Dunking all night long.There was once a zombie named Clay
And it wouldn’t be very hard to say,
That it’s hard to defend.
When it gets cold in South Bend
So the Jeweled Shillelagh is here to stay.
Think you can do better? Yes, yes I KNOW you can. So LETS GOOOOOO!
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South Bend Against The World Shirt
- $28
It’s a mentality.
Blue and gold print on a super-comfortable kelly green tee. Premium, lightweight blended crewneck (60% cotton/40% polyester). Durable, yet ultra-soft. Unisex sizing with a snug fit. Men should size up; women should size down. Designed and screened in the USA.
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Remember The Six Shirt
- $28
The rivalry has been renewed. And the last game—and true score—has not been forgotten.
Blue and gold print on a super-comfortable heather green tee. Premium, lightweight blended crewneck (60% cotton/40% polyester). Durable, yet ultra-soft. Unisex sizing with a snug fit. Men should size up; women should size down.
Designed by Nick Torres.
Screened in the USA.
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The Alternative To “The Shirt”
- $28
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!
The shirt for all your victory-clogging needs.
Blue, gold and white print on a super-comfortable heather green tee.
Premium, lightweight blended crewneck (60% cotton/40% polyester). Durable, yet ultra-soft.
Unisex sizing with a snug fit. Men should size up; women should size down.
Designed by Ben Markowitz.
Screened in the USA.