Notre Dame Football Haiku And Limerick Too: Beat Michigan

Time to get your haiku and limerick fix in y’all! We still have quite a bit of time on our hands until kickoff, so it’s not too late to get your line in (this would have been sooner but a surprise transfer happened).

This week it’s the Notre Dame Fighting Irish vs the Michigan Wolverines and we are pretty fired up about it all — so let’s get to work. I’ll drop some and then you can prove how much better you are than me. Spoiler: you are better.

Here we go!

It’s that team up north,
Someone peed on their helmets,
I will hail nothing.

Return of Jafar,
You put him next to Tony,
Watch two backs run wild.

Shea’s demons are here,
Good thing the pants are yellow,
Kareem, Okwara.

Now it’s your turn!

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• $28

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