I offer no grand introduction to this post. If you’re on social media at all, there is no way you have missed the “write a story about this picture in six words or less” posts. In fact, if you took a composition class at any point in your education, you probably have done this exercise many times over.
So, let’s do the 2019 schedule for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish football team. One game at a time, and six words (or less) at a time.
Not your normal Labor Day game.
Finally the return of real FOOTBAW.
Won’t see many tweets from them.
I thought Will Fuller killed them?
Uncle Rico returns with his van.
No, you can’t have the Shillelagh.
Jim Harbaugh sucks — please keep him.
Metallica has abandoned you — move on.
NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS!
Why do we still play Navy?
Take them out on the lake.
David Shaw whine is premium whine.
And there it is.
Please join in on this “thought exercise” in the comments below. Have fun!