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The 2019 Notre Dame Football Schedule In Six Words Or Less

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We have a BRAND new season.

Brian Kelly chugs David Shaw’s blood / tears.
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I offer no grand introduction to this post. If you’re on social media at all, there is no way you have missed the “write a story about this picture in six words or less” posts. In fact, if you took a composition class at any point in your education, you probably have done this exercise many times over.

So, let’s do the 2019 schedule for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish football team. One game at a time, and six words (or less) at a time.

Louisville Cardinals

Not your normal Labor Day game.

NCAA Football: Syracuse at Louisville Jamie Rhodes-USA TODAY Sports

New Mexico Lobos

Finally the return of real FOOTBAW.

NCAA Football: New Mexico at Colorado State Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports

Georgia Bulldogs

Won’t see many tweets from them.

NCAA Football: Sugar Bowl-Georgia vs Texas Chuck Cook-USA TODAY Sports

Virginia Cavaliers

I thought Will Fuller killed them?

Bowling Green Falcons

Uncle Rico returns with his van.

Louisville v Syracuse Photo by Brett Carlsen/Getty Images

USC Trojans

No, you can’t have the Shillelagh.

NCAA Football: Notre Dame at Southern California Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

Michigan Wolverines

Jim Harbaugh sucks — please keep him.

Michigan v Notre Dame Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images

Virginia Tech Hokies

Metallica has abandoned you — move on.

Duke Blue Devils

NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS!

Navy Midshipmen

Why do we still play Navy?

Solo: A Star Wars Story - Photocall Photo by Stuart C. Wilson/Getty Images

Boston College Eagles

Take them out on the lake.

Stanford Cardinal

David Shaw whine is premium whine.

Photo by Michael Hickey/Getty Images

And there it is.

Please join in on this “thought exercise” in the comments below. Have fun!