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I offer no grand introduction to this post. If you’re on social media at all, there is no way you have missed the “write a story about this picture in six words or less” posts. In fact, if you took a composition class at any point in your education, you probably have done this exercise many times over.
So, let’s do the 2019 schedule for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish football team. One game at a time, and six words (or less) at a time.
Louisville Cardinals
Not your normal Labor Day game.
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New Mexico Lobos
Finally the return of real FOOTBAW.
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Georgia Bulldogs
Won’t see many tweets from them.
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Virginia Cavaliers
I thought Will Fuller killed them?
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Bowling Green Falcons
Uncle Rico returns with his van.
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USC Trojans
No, you can’t have the Shillelagh.
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Michigan Wolverines
Jim Harbaugh sucks — please keep him.
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Virginia Tech Hokies
Metallica has abandoned you — move on.
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Duke Blue Devils
NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS!
Navy Midshipmen
Why do we still play Navy?
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Boston College Eagles
Take them out on the lake.
Stanford Cardinal
David Shaw whine is premium whine.
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And there it is.
Please join in on this “thought exercise” in the comments below. Have fun!