Notre Dame Football Haiku And Limerick Too: Florida State Seminoles

It’s been a bit of a wild week for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, and somewhere in the middle of all of this... I almost forgot to publish this feature. Sure, the Notre Dame Haiku (and Limerick too) isn’t the most important bit of news or opinions offered here at One Foot Down, but...

NOTRE DAME IS 9-0 AND WE AREN’T GOING TO PUT THAT VOODOO CURSE ON YOU

So, the Irish will welcome the Florida State Seminoles and unleash the legendary weapon of Brandon Wimbush. We are going to need your best work this week, so drop your lines in ancient prayer.

Ian Book is out,
Stay away from sharp objects,
Wimbush will surprise.

The South heads up North,
Their fear hits them off the plane,
Winter is coming.

There was an old man named Kelly.
Who’s quarterback got hit in the belly.
But despite all the confusion and commotion,
Brandon Wimbush gets the promotion
And drinks pimp juice with his friend Nelly.

Alright y’all... your turn. Dig down deep and remember this is Wade Boggs bucket of chicken type stuff here. We HAVE to do it — so do it well.