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Welcome back from your well-earned Memorial Day weekend, everyone. Obviously the big sports highlight of the weekend was that lacrosse game, right? No, not that one--I meant the big win over Maryland on Saturday, of course! Because there definitely weren't any games played after that one, no sirree. Nope, definitely nothing else--and I have the photograph above to prove it! [Ed. note: Look, you'll have to forgive FDM. He's not exactly happy with Duke for attempting to ruin Memorial Day.] Nuh-UH! I've never even heard of Duke!
ANYways, we'd like you guys to caption the header photo, wherein Maryland's Charlie Raffa and ND's Nick Ossello are going head-to-head--er, knee-to-head--on the field during last Saturday's national semifinal, which the Irish won 11-6. Look, however you decide to caption or photoshop this, just remember what Lou Holtz always said: "God doesn't care about who wins a lacrosse game...which obviously means that the only way to win a lacrosse title is to sell your soul to goateed demons." [Ed. note: FDM, are you making this up? Because that sentence is way too legible to be Lou.]
Best Photoshop
--Despite a few misgivings from the commentariat about including the Pacers, occtipus managed to put a good face on the situation (har har).
Best Caption
--ConcreteCharliee summed up the general confusion over eyerish9299's sick lyrics (yo) by providing the solution to all the baffled folks on the blog.
Poll Results
Wow. Give yourselves a round of applause for providing the most balanced poll results of the entire year, and then give yourselves another round of applause a smack in the jaw for looking out for Number One not thinking of your children. For shame.
Go Irish, beat everyone!