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For all of you good folks out there who took anywhere from 5 minutes (me) to 5 years (JoeSchu) to fill out your brackets, let me sum up how the first two rounds went for you:
- "Boy, what an exciting tournament! I can't wait to see this incredible slate of games!"
- "I'm 4-for-4 on the day--so far, so good!"
- "Dear Mercer: I don't know whether to kiss you for beating Duke or strangle you for cheating me out of my 100 BILLION dollars."
- "Wait a second, when does Notre Dame pl--oh, right..."
- "Dear Lord, I haven't seen this much red ink on a piece of paper since my 3rd grade math test."
- "WELP"
And so on.
Thankfully, now that your bracket has gone up in flames, you can kick back and enjoy the rest of March Madness with no worries about one-point heart-stopping quintuple-overtime victories. After all, isn't that what the football season is for?
Best Photoshop/Photocaption
--clearwall decided to tee up a knucklepuck...
...and occtipus, as he is wont to do, blasted it through the back of the net:
Best Caption
--Alas, although JoeSchu's expression of displeasure (u mad, bro?) was highly-rated, it was not actually a caption...and so that honor goes to eyerish9299 and his portrayal of Anders' mind turning to football matters:
I'd be careful, man--as Tommy showed at Pro Day, he'll catch your sorry butt if you can't run a sub-5-second 40.
Results of Bracket Poll
Frankly, you guys, I am disappoint that you chose MATHS over YOUR OWN GRANDMOTHER. Way to have some ELITE priorities.
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Although this week's TSW selection may rustle a few jimmies, I'll allow it simply because it shows an unfortunate Louisville fellow conducting a spontaneous floor-tasting test. Like, in the FACE. The rest of it--an awkwardly hopping/gesturing Pitino, the emotionless crowd, etc.--is just gravy. If you're confuzzled by the lack of ND pics, then trust me--we'll get those back in the loop when possible. But I mean come ON, he's landing on the floor with his FACE!
Go fire up those captioning synapses...and until next time, Go Irish!