Trick Shot Wednesday: Bye Week Edition

Boy, it sure feels good to go into the bye week at 4-2. Haha, can you imagine how much that would've stunk if we had to sit around for two whole weeks with a 3-3 record whilst stewing in our own juices and ripping out each other's hair with endless rounds of bitter triple- and quadruple-guessing?? Hahahaha oh man, I can't imagine how terrible that would've been! Hahaha...oh hey, looks like I still have some time to say a few of those 50 Rosaries I promised God that I would do if we won.

Well, let's get down to brass tacks so you guys can start USC Hate Week already. In last week's TSW contest, our merry band of commenters tackled the photo with ferocious glee; the bulk of the captions focused on the OU cheerleaders observing the action instead of the players themselves, and the image-heavy results were pure gold. This time around, OFD Special Teams guru Patrick Rigney decided he'd like to win this thing on the first day by employing the classic "zoom-and-swap" method (which I have gif'd here) on one particularly...expressive young lady:

Congrats, Patrick! The commentariat has declared its faith in your abilities to lead the country, so pack your bags and catch the next train to D.C.! Just walk up to the first Secret Service agent you see at the White House, whisper "THE NULL SET OF ELITE HARRUMPHERS", point to your Commentariat Crown with a wink and a nod, and you'll be waved right through the door.

As I promised when publishing the ASU-ND photo gallery this past Sunday, I held out one particular photo just for this week's TSW. T.J. Jones has just caught an amazing touchdown pass from Tommy right in front of a few onlookers; what's happening and/or being said in this picture? Vote for your favorite captions via rec's, and we'll see you in the comments! Beat USC!