The internet is lighting up this week with stories of former Nebraska Quarterback Sam Keller. Due to a lack of demand at the next level for quarterbacks with herky jerky throwing motions and a max range of 20 yards Keller has apparently taken to tending bar while training to become a firefighter. Oh yeah, and he’s suing video game giant EA Sports for using the "likeness" of college football players in their NCAA Football video series. If the Keller suit has any actual affect on said game I suspect he may get shaved, sterilized and destroyed by a lynch mob of NCAA gamers that are livid pissed off that they can no longer win The BCS Championship with their thumbs. Double Extra Point kicks the details in expert fashion.
I can’t wait to watch some UFL games! Has anyone told Sam Keller about this? Dude needs a job before he screws up my dynasty!