Three Catholic men and one Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man says, "my son is a priest, when he walks into a room everyone calls him Father."
The second Catholic man says, "my son is a Bishop and when he walks into a room everyone calles him Your Grace."
The third Catholic man chimes in with, "my son is a Cardinal, and when he enters a room everyone says Your Eminence."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the three men give her a subtle, "well........."
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 36c breasts, 24" waist and 34" hips and when she walks into a room people say, "Oh my God."