In the spirit of the season, what would we like to see Santa (whiskey?) bring those of us who frequent or write on OFD or in the Notre Dame community?

I'll start it off.

For Eric - a voice-activated, wireles digital transcriber that translates into 109 foreign languages to improve his efficiency and productivity across the world of college football

For whiskey, aerodynamic lawn furniture

(Feel free to chime in on Santa's lists. Who has been naughty or nice?)